Why would anyone create a blog about cleanly shaven genitalia? Well, I work in a hospital and there really isn’t anything grosser than a man or a woman with a Central American Jungle between their legs….except for those that have a Central American Jungle between their legs along with crumbs of stuff in the jungle.
Now, I know many of you are getting all touchy feely, saying “If the person loves you, then it shouldn’t matter”. Others are saying, “I don’t want my hooch looking like a little girl”. Remember, this site is supposed to be fun and pretty much completely useless. So, let me respond (in a spirit of fun and uselessness). Yes, if the person loves you…it shouldn’t matter. BUT…if you love the person, SHAVE THAT THING. Hell, Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and nothing says, “I love you” like a shaved beaver or a freshly shorn scrotum.
Girls, I am going to tell you a secret…MEN LIKE THEIR WOMEN TO BE A LITTLE FREAKY! Now, the amount of freakness depends on the guy, but every guy…yes, even your guy, likes it a little freaky. Want to test me? SHAVE THAT THING! See if he doesn’t go crazy on you. If he doesn’t like it (other than the fact that he is probably gay), it will grow back and there is no harm, no foul. However, if he does like it, a couple of folks are gonna have a really good time.
Dudes, I know what you are thinking too…get over it. Grab the twig and berries and start shaving. Yes, it will look bigger. More important, sex will feel better. Don’t worry about the crap people say about the hair growing back. Go to the store, pick up some Bikini Zone and use it. If you shave at least once a week and use the Bikini Zone, you will not have any problems.
The only thing that guys really can’t do as easy as the women is to ask your buddy to help you.
